GOLLY GEE WILIKERS, EVERYBODY! UPDATES!

First up: Excuses!

• I actually started something last week or so, but I was using my Motion tablet and the memory would've crapped out trying to get it to a decent size.
• My Wii U Gamepad got damaged about 2 weeks back, and after a lot of hot and cold rage, it's £85 replacement is finally in my hands so I can try and catch up with the games that came out.
• Due to the above, I've spent a long time waiting nearby doors for parcels from particularly flaky couriers. (The kind who like to just drop "You Weren't In" cards through the door regardless)
• Kitted out my PC with some new fans, a new headset and a much beefier graphics card.
  
• A couple of Long Time Coming games just came out!

So yeah: Been tired and angry as the last two weeks, passing the time by playing Spelunky and Soul Sacrifice alongside my friend Silv.
As for stuff that came out? We have...

- Spelunky HD -
On the PC finally, as my last journal gives away.

- The Wonderful 101 -
Ever since it was first announced as Project P-100, I was 100% onboard the hype train. Then the demo came out, I got 2 playthroughs in, and then I got home to a broken Gamepad. It took until 5 days after it's actual release before I got a Gamepad back to play it. Luckily it is MORE than worth it. Everything I'd hoped for and MORE.

- Splinter Cell Blacklist -
Decided to pick this up to see what direction the series was going to turn after Conviction. It's a little more on-track than the last, but still not enough STEALTH. Also no Michael Ironside (AKA Sam Fisher) is just as big a deal as people make it out to be. Particularly noticable when he contacts his daughter and they sound the same age.

- Spelunky HD -
AGAIN. But this time on Vita. PORTABLE SPELUNKY. LIFE RUINED.

- Rayman Legends -
After the 7-Month kick in the balls that the Ubisoft suits decided fans deserved, it is finally here, and feels great. Looks great, sounds great, PLAYS great. Waiting for some mutual free time with Noaksey so we can get some co-op going on.

- Next Week -
We have Rayman Legends Vita (or to me: Singleplayer Mode) and the unbelievable looking Killzone: Mercenary. Maybe it'll be something that can battle my Shooter Fatigue?
Then nothing til October 4th for one of my favourite Zelda games in HD. (and also Pokémon I guess)

And quickly, thoughts on some other stuff that happened:
Phil Fish cancels Fez 2 - Unacceptable behavior from the other guy, but Fish needs to get himself sorted out and try not to dish out shit if he can't take it, bipolar or not.
Nintendo 2DS - I have no idea who this is for, or why it was made. None of the decisions make any sense and it is a ridiculous design to boot.
Dualshock 4 Has Audio Output Via Headphone Jack - FUCK YES. Though it'll sound like crap.
Rolf Harris - Well... shit.